nostalgiabyveidt:

onlinewifey:

smack that ass from 8 feet away

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more like smack myself in the eye and cry for a few hours

lokiloo:

My Buddhist friend was stopped by a Christian fellowship and asked if she would consider following the word of Jesus Christ. She replied, “No, thanks, but maybe next time around.”

I don’t think they got the joke but I nearly died laughing.

titshonor:

nerdalois:

"i want ciel phantomhive’s wardrobe"

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me too buddy

I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THE EFFIEL TOWN ONE AND I ALMOST CHOKED ON MY SPIT

elizabitchtaylor:

If the point of the Big Bang Theory was to show that male nerds can be just as sexist as male jocks then well done I guess

christopher-whitelaw:

theprofessorstrikesagain:

ihaveacleverfandomurl:

sueishappy:

"and that is why pink ribbons are for boobies." -hank green

but why the hell did it become the color for girls after that

that’s an awful connotation it brings with it

a person that’s labelled for killing

Yeah… It is, isn’t it? I can’t possibly imagine why. /sarcasm

how strange that the color that marks you as a lesser human being immediately be switched to a GIRLS color wow isnt that just so fucking interesting

crayonguy:

Bunny master post

(Source: awwww-cute)

nenilein:

The amount of “kuma”s in Teddie’s speech in Japanese decreases reverse-proportionally to how serious and solemn he is. 

At maximum seriousness, you get Boku-using, verbal-tick-free human speech. 

And yet, the English version felt the need to throw bear puns in even there…

his-young-master:

lacett:

what do you mean this isn’t the plot of kuroshitsuji

Reblog every time. 

bestpal:

Isn’t it so great to be the most beautiful person in the world? not that you would know cause it’s me but can you imagine?