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itdoesntreallymattress: So let me sum up the Xbox One unveiling. You can watch TV with it They want you to watch TV with it You get to use the kinect to help you watch TV with it No more fighting over the remote, now the whole family can grapple with the gesture system You can watch TV with it, while watching a movie with it while Skyping while browsing the internet for more things to...
general-iconic: amielleon: yosukeseta: tectuu: yosukeseta: im still pissed off about シ and ツ I don’t シ whaツ bad about this? im going to stab you in the face ソン of a—
giraffescanflytoo: kurdtkocaine: so my brother was doing something weird in the front yard in his underwear??? and the next thing i know…… Do you live in a Sims game
ifyouhadwings: teamniceboyfriends: IF YOU DON’T SHIP MY OTP I SWEAR TO GOD i’ll be okay with that YOU DON’T LIKE MY FAVORITE THING, I’M GONNA respect the fact that you have your own taste
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shalrath: do you know why is it called xbox one? this is not an xbox one joke. im serious. why did they call it xbox one. it couldve been xbox 3 or xbox 720 but no. xbox one. why did they call it xbox one
merricats: oldmanhoho: you know you’ve made a good pun when everyone’s immediate response upon hearing it is “shut the fuck up” #the highest compliment any pun can receive
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vagisodium: vagisodium: i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out this post has 99,000 notes can you guess how many people have made out with me since i made it the answer is 0
leftforbed: leftforbed: mcsnuggie: true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn why would the movie eat my popcorn nevermind i get it
hokeyfright: it’s called the xbox one because it’s been one week since you looked at me cocked your head to the side and said i’m angry five days since you laughed at me saying get that together come back and see me three days since the living room i realized it’s all my fault but couldn’t tell you
kyoukokiriqiri: why do we call periods “periods” when we can call them something cooler like “bloodstain fever”
tsundyne: food makes me so upset even more upset than school almOST LIKE WHY WOULD EVEN MAKE THAT KNOWING I CAN’T HAVE IT
pizza: i was trying to find how to attach a photo to an email and found out that you can lose your v-card via email now
terraterracotta: Sometimes I forget that despite how cute Jack Frost is he’s still a demon.