June 2012
the third sex →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
i love how people on tumblr have rooms like
and my rooms just kinda like
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looking in the mirror:
whenmomentsblog:
“I need to lose weight”
2 minutes later:
hotelmanosuke:
“cool story babe, make me a sandwich” is actually an ancient mayan prophecy that, when translated, reads “i am going to be single for the rest of my pathetic life”
spnwhore:
all food companies should just start announcing that they’re pro gay so dumb anti gay people wouldnt eat anything
TODAY IS NATIONAL STITCH DAY
jumpingmormons:
Get it? 6/26?!
Okay I’ll stop now
stunningbieber:
i never unfollow my friends so you should start being my friend so you win an immunity pass and you are protected for life
Swimming during summer
laughfloor:
other people:
Me:
Laughingisbetter →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
it’s ironic that tumblr loves a film about how exciting and amazing it is to be outside
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If Rapunzel had Tumblr, she would have never left that tower.
Drop a color in my ask box. Anon or not. ♥
Yellow: When you get older, where would you want to live?
Tan: Orange: Where do you want to be right now?
Lilac: What is your dream vacation?
Beige: What is your favorite dream?
White: Who was your first kiss?
Purple: Who was your last kiss?
Tangerine: Give a description of who you like.
Gray: Share a relationship story.
Green: Share a family story.
Gold: Share a story that makes you smile.
Black: Share something you did embarrassingly.
Blue: Are you still friends with the people you met in elementary school?
Magenta: What is something you barely tell anyone?
Red: What are your hobbies?
Violet: What college do you plan to attend?
Brown: Would you rather have a relationship or friend with benefit? Explain.
Peach: Who is your favorite teacher so far?
Pink: What is the meaning behind your url?
doing an experiment. Reblog if you aren't wearing...
Brutal Honesty Hour:
A - If I'm in love.
B - Who the last person I talked to on the phone was.
C - How long it's been since I've kissed someone
D - If I have a preference for boys or girls.
E - How many holes I have in my ears.
F - Give me any options, like 'hot or cold?'
G - The last person I said 'I love you' to.
H - The last person I hugged.
I - The last time I felt jealous, and why.
J - How old I am.
K- What my full name is.
L - If I have siblings.
M - If I forgive betrayal.
N - If you want to know how I treat my friends.
O - If I like my school.
P - What kind of music I like.
Q - What the last party I went to was, and when the next will be.
R - For me to tell 10 of my curiosities.
S - 2 habits.
T- 5 things I love unconditionally.
U - How many texts I send daily.
V - 3 big dreams.
W - An idol.
X - If I've done something I regret very much.
Y - If I like my town and why.
Z - Ask any question you want.
jake-gyllenhaals:
HEY HEY YOU YOU
I don’t like your girlfriend
NO WAY NO WAY
but i’ll respect your relationship
314-eater:
The hardcore way to eat ramen: 1. Boil water 2. Eat block of ramen 3. Drink boiled water 4. Snort flavored powder 5. Fuck bitches
things i wish i could cosplay:
homewreckingwhore:
everything
fivemuskaqueers:
MY MOM TOLD ME SHE WOULD BUY ME GRAPES BUT SHE LIED TO ME AND BOUGHT CHERRIES AND I HATE CHERRIES SO I POURED SOME OF THEM DOWN THE ICE DISPENSER SO WHEN SHE GOES TO GET ICE THE FRIDGE WILL LIE TO HER AND GIVE HER CHERRIES INSTEAD LIKE SHE DID TO ME
my relationship with my followers
me: ask me something?
followers:
me:
followers:
me: ok. i will reblog some photos.
a dramatic re-enactment of my thoughts while...
me: that's not quite hot enough let me just turn it up to boiling lava.
me: yes good i shall bathe in the waters of mordor.
me: why do we have like 25 different kinds of shampoo?
me: i'ma read the back of this.
me: lather, rinse, repeat?
me: why do i have to repeat is your product so shitty it didn't work the first time?
me: hold the fuck up i have to write fanfic in my head real quick.
me: if water is a renewable resource does that mean every celebrity i've ever loved has showered in this same water before?
me: eheheheheheheheheheh.
me: but you didn't have to cUT ME OFF.
me: did i already wash my hair?
me: i think i did but i don't remember.
me: i'ma do it again.
me: FUCK I REPEATED.
me: well played, pantene pro-v.
me: i wonder what it's like to have sex in the shower.
me: i bet it's awkward.
me: i bet a lot of injuries happen that way.
me: okay time to get out.
me:
me:
me: where the fuck is my towel.
Reasons why i'm not a vegetarian
bethifer:
cee-is-just-a-letter:
sonnys-ass:
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